you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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