He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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