We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My vagina is officially offended.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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