whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I intend to get homeless drunk
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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