Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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