I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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