Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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