Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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