And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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