I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i out mim tonsoeep
You don't make any sense
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If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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