she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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