He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he shaved USA in his pubs
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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