IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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