So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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