I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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