i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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