Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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