im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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