There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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