i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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