Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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