So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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