Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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