STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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