She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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