He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
