K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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