shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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