I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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