I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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