When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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