we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
