Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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