you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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