Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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