hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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