Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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