is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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