once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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