He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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