That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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