You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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