actually, I'm a sock model
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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