no. you can't hotbox the world.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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