i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
they call him Oral-B. enough said
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
