We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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