im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
