So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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