He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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