I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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