I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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