I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
