Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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