chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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