question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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