I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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