just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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