I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
A+ Viking dick
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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