Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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