The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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